CLUB ZERO *
Jessica Hausner2023
IDEA: A nutrition teacher at a boarding school trains her pupils to obey a regimen of "conscious eating," which entails starvation as a means of achieving greater wellbeing.
BLURB: It is a challenge to think of many other narrative feature films as immaculately designed yet with so very little to say as Club Zero, one in which pompously affected form is so risibly out of step with any perceivable function. No amount of icy-cool static long shots, slow zooms, persistent drumming on the soundtrack, or flamboyantly over-stylized sets and costumes can mask a painfully obvious and superficial allegory of religious-ideological indoctrination that culminates with a recreation of the Last Supper. Hausner is evidently going after jet-black absurdist social satire à la Yorgos Lanthimos, down to the deliberately stilted line readings, but she forgets to make her story compelling or any of her characters or situations convincing within the flimsy framework she’s established. Her world isn’t absurdist but merely nonsensical, so devoid of sociological or psychological nuance that it all but loses resonance with the reality it’s ostensibly critiquing. Where is this school located? Why do the students in Miss Novak’s class not interact with a single other student in the whole school, or have other classes? Why does literally everyone look like they’re dressed for the Met Gala? Hausner seems to care not a whit. She’s smugly fixated on her color-coordinated Architectural Digest mise en scène, lazy ironies (get it, “Silent Night” because people died on Christmas!), and pseudo-épater-la-bourgeoisie cheap shots that even an actor as talented as Mia Wasikowska is unable to give weight to. The most authentic part of Club Zero may be when Mathieu Demy, making physical what the audience has been doing mentally the whole time, rolls his eyes.